One Thousand and One Ways to Bag a Nigerian Girl!
For the guys who got caught in the title, this piece is for you, as you will be getting free cheat codes on one thousand and one ways to make a typical Nigerian babe like or fall for you but to be quite honest before I lead you guys on (no homo) the ‘one thousand and one’ lies is not real (marketing strategy, I guess). Still, the value in the title is not a trap (you will learn something, probably the hard way if you don’t integrate these principles).
To my typical Nigerian baddies, I am sincere this article is not about some misogynistic stuff, in fact, in Drake’s voice “I am a feminist!” with manhood of course before you all start doubting my sexuality, it is just a guide for my bros to make you ladies happier (pray they read and integrate it, anyways).
NB: Have a great sense of your own before reading. Also, it’s for both genders! (well…)
Just Do It
I am sure you are wondering what is with the Nike campaign tagline, in an article that is meant to serve as a guide in getting a girl, don’t worry, I got you covered.
Where was I? So, the first step to take when you want to start something is to get started. As a good observer, I have seen many Nigerian men overthink things especially when it has to do with approaching a girl. They spend precious time contemplating whether or not to make the move, sometimes, some get, let’s say nervous or for some reason too shy to do the workings.
The complexity behind “just doing it” is that as a guy that you are, you have to be bold enough to attempt, and honestly, the time you use in overthinking the punchline or opening phrase to use in impressing her is a long train route.
But for the purpose of this, you can catch the flow and be like “are you UNILAG, cos you are my first choice” or go with “the Nigerian weather is hot but I know you are hotter” if you want to kill the lady, say “you look beautiful from outside, can I confirm from inside” (don’t end up getting a slap sha).
Flow with the environment, understand the situation and don’t spend too much time wondering if you look cute enough or dress nice enough (but please smell nice enough abeggg🙏) JUST DO IT, the worst any Nigerian babe can do is, say “slap you” and it takes one in one billion chances for that to happen, so my bro “Just do it!”.
Don’t water a desert
I know you have a question about whether this article is an Agric class or what it is titled to be, but don’t worry, trust me, this is important, in not just trying to get a babe, it can be applied in various aspects.
I have heard guys lament “Oh, this babe dey claim hard to get”, “this babe too proud”, “The girl hard” Walahi, brother, no girl is hard to get to be very honest, they are just not into you.
By their nature, women are built to be emotional and they most likely cannot hide their inner feelings if the butterfly in their tummy is for you, and in the same way, they cannot hide it if it is bee they have for you. So, when next you get caught in the delusion that your rizz is not working on her or you need more rizz to impress her, uncle you are getting it all wrong, everyone has rizz, enough to work but rizz needs an open mind from the other end to penetrate.
Denouement:
As far as I know, there is no golden rule to woo a woman, and you don’t have to watch Youtube videos from people who just want to grow their page to make girls like you but these two principles or say street OT will go a long way as far as you are deliberate enough to understand.
The plot twist is that nemo dat quod non habet (get the meaning on google, I won’t cast myself!)
